where on the spiral are you?

I need a moment... lopsided. how big is it? expanding. what is happening there? soap riots. machine gun fire. moldy lettuce on sale. shirt on fire. caustic investing in high risk parasites. dope fiend extravaganza. host relations. PTA reality show finals. who are all these people in the street behind you? them. some of them are children. look around you. violent bastards. more than just a blood disease. teasing reality There seems to be some sort of smoke- I am the complete lampshade...oh, yeah, there must be some kind of fire.... How will this affect the polls? they don't matter okay hey cut this guy's mic i can speak through seaweed no, just shut up, you are a disgrace sir. this is all being recordid. mail aligned clutter. we have to go to commercial old gold! recycle for profits! how can you dodge the IRS without a fiery red beard? Second Amendment Rally. The Scroll on the bottom of the Screen says Vacate. Terror Alert Mango. 259 days til the Rapture. No I can get around on my sassy wheelchair here. True Americans. Vicks Vapo Rub a dub dub. I promised I wouldn't wet myself, America. sporting a promising red tie & gym shozin I'm going to start working out that optic nerve. keep doin wat you're doin America. & I'll do mine. Snake Oil! Wet Naps! Remember the Alamo! We hope to see you at the Abstinence Orgy Bakesale Friday. Tickets now on sale on our website along with Copies of my Book, Yelling at the Top of My Lungs Next: Sailing to Sleep Terrors Tremors in Capital Wasteland Autobiohazard & more Star Wars don't switch that dial -elephants reporting